Sunday, October 30, 2005

How to Break Things with Gerbil Food

Step 1: Grind the Gerbil food
Step 2: Add Gasoline to the Gerbil food. Make sure to wear a mask.
Step 3: Add a ton of glue and mix completely. Add a fuse and wait for it to dry.
Step 4: Light it next to something you think is Ugly, Stupid, or is trying to kill you.

Compliments of the Shrine of the Mad Cow.

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