DAMN YOU POSTAL SERVICE

When I decided to write this, I was planning on making a commentary about the stupidity of letting an entire company lie dormant for an entire day, especially in a 24/7 demanding field, because of some stupid religious belief that nobody really believes in (except Orthodox Jews - but since when has America been kind to them? [I received this note from America just now via IM: "I'm not mean. Merely elitist."])

Perhaps I could accept this from USPS, since they're run by the government. But this is UPS; a private postal service. They simply have to be better in order to stay in business. It's very simple, really.

Well, anyways, I'm tired; it's almost tomorrow already, and I need to be up for work in the morning. So this is what I ended up writing:

WHY CAN"T YOU MOVE YOUR LAZY ASSES AND DELIVER MY RADEON HD 4850! JUST BECAUSE IT"S SUNDAY DOESN"T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE TO SIT ON YOUR ASSES ALL DAY! THE PACKAGE HAS BEEN SITING PRACTICALLY NEXT DOOR TO ME FOR TWO WHOLE DAYS ALREADY! I CUT YOU!

PS: FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK! THIS ONE DOESN"T COME WITH THE POWER ADAPTER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Money is so pretty

 So, I have a job. I sell Jacuzzis (and Hot Springs, and Dimension Ones, and for a limited time only, CalSpas) AT REDICULOUSLY LOW PRICES! COME ON OVER TODAY! IT'S LIKE A LIQUIDATION SALE OVER HERE!

 Anyways, yeah. I'm working. Not incredibly difficult, but I'm working on it. I'm working on a website to sell parts for various hot tubs, and I'm working on writing craigslist ads for our stores, which is about a million times harder than it sounds, apperantly.


OK... I admit, I'm only writing because Stephen threatened to take away his bookmark from here. But I don't have anything to say!