Split in Twine

Good news, those of you tired of me complaining about my abysmal romantic life!

I'm not going to bitch about it anymore!

At least not here. I've decided to bitch about it on my dating profile. No. I'm not telling you where it is. So if you are my stalker, ready to pronounce your love for me, go ahead and do it already. My Email address is all across the internet (and some bathroom stalls).

See? A joke. It means that I'm ok.

God, I need to get laid.