Hypnotics ~Awesome~

Well, I finally came out of my little happy place and tried some of the files of warpmymind.com. No, I didn't do any of the freaky stuff.

I was amazed to see that it was some pretty cool stuff! Obviously, the best stuff there is the Self-Help section (You may also want to look into the LucidDreaming and CurseLucidDream [1 and 2], because LDing is better then being high [not from personal experiance].) And for you who don't care who you wake up next to in the morning, are able to support at least two [more] children, and are willing to except pending death if you aren't playing safe, there's an even bigger section for you.

I'm going to take this step by step for you newbies.
(wow, i'm already using the 'N' word!)

When you first go into the site, you will be totally scared off by a disclaimer saying that if you aren't 18+, you should get out. if you "Exit," you will go to yahoo.com. I only find this annoying because I was hoping that it would lead to a children's website like playhousedisney.com. I'm weird like that.
After you register (you need to in order to download the files), you should read the FAQs. This will tell you some essential information about the files and how to use them. What it doesn't tell you is where to get some feedback about the files, which is one of the reasons why I didn't try it. However, if you look around the forums, you may find some. Please note that the `disclaimer' about the files directly downloaded from the site being safe is true. You needn't worry about there being any negate effects. Don't even worry about getting the wrong files: they all have the effect spoken right from the beginning of the file.
When you're done reading the FAQ, head out to the Files section. New to Warp MY Mind is the premium account, where you are charged a rediculous amount of money to be able to download some files that you will be able to get just four weeks later. You probibly won't have any interest in them anyways, excepting the Accelerator.... darn....

Be Warned: Curse Files cannot be removed with the RemoveAll file; You have to pay the Webmaster 30 USD in order to remove them.
Some of the curse files may be good like CurseLucidDreams and EnchantedKeyboardCurse, but you will still need to pay the $30 in order to remove them.
The first file you should try out is an induction. Try a Female voice (if you can find it) if you are a Male, and a Male voice if you are a Female. The first file should be one of the many inductions, then the second should probibly be deepening, so that you'll be even better at going into a trance. Luckally for you, some of the inductions include "Waking Up Happily," So you know that you'll have a good time.
Critically speaking, the files are all very well made, and seem to have been through some of quality control process. Some of them, however have gotten all sorts of squeeling backround noises caused by a low MP3 bitrate, but it is still exceptable. It may even be worth buying the $200 DVD-ROM Box-set containing all of the files in a lossless format, and a couple of other things (including scripts).

So Personally, I give this site my seal of approval. I reccomend this site to any person who is too lazy to do certain things (Like Lose weight [yes, I am pointing to myself]) and is willing to give some trust to random strangers.


In case you didn't know, this article's title is a link to Warp MY Mind.